A "throwback thursday" aka #tbt Pic from my instagram account. Good times volunteering in the Dominican Republic and being able to help others and give back!

I'm back!! It's been a long while, but I'm back!!

So much has happened since my last blog post that I couldn't even put the experiences and everything I've been through into words. I've been to hell and back. I can't even describe to you or tell you or put into words all of the emotions, feelings, and thoughts racing through my mind right now. 

But, when life knocks you down, once you're able to and if you're able to, do your best to try and get back up and fight! Fight for what's right, for what's just, for what's fair. Fight for the truth!

If you've been falsely accused of a crime, for example, and had virtually no control of the matter from that point forward and simply had to accept whatever outcome your lawyer negotiated for you and you were at his mercy, well then, if you don't feel that the outcome or plea deal was valid or fair or enforceable or correct or truthful or honest, with regards to the charges and your innocence, then do something about it. 

I've been knocked down. I have been knocked down very very hard, very hard and unfortunately I just don't see a way right now that there won't be lasting, permanent damage to my life, career, reputation, finances, legal record, et al.

But, we only have one life and as the saying goes, well, I'll just post it below from Victor Frankl, the famous Holocaust survivor on how he survived the atrocities and murder and death all around him said:

I'm finally able to "fight back" and continue my journey of exposing truth, justice, the American Way and most importantly, blowing the whistle on fraud, corruption, collusion, cheating, lying, and all other ethical "crimes." 

"No comment." (DOWNLOAD NOW)

https://drive.google.com/file/d/12kuI6awQRfa34wWAGfuwlnwDh6uXHJNg/view?usp=sharing

On this edition of "Call My Bluff": Now I need to make a Motion to the Court informing the Judge that my lawyer may be a substance abuser and / or a drunk. Seriously. (Pictures below).

Legitimately. I'm dead serious. This is happening. I'll also be turning in our email conversations to the Judge to validate this. 

The Theatre of the Absurd continues. The emails below are 100% real:









On an unrelated note. I got an awesome t-shirt in the mail today:

re: MOTION GRANTED

I just had my first motion in our American Judicial System granted. Pretty cool stuff. Well, I guess that Judge Coates setting a re-hearing at the lower court upon my Motion to Vacate / Reverse his judgement is also a motion being granted. I don't know, it's just kind of cool I guess to now have a motion granted by the appellate court, The Fourth District Court of Appeal. I mean, I'm not even a lawyer and was just thrown into the deep end with all of this, so I've been having to learn to "sink or swim" or so I guess. 

Anyway, the Honorable Fourth District Court of Appeal granted my motion for an extension of time, which I'll include (again) below for your reference as well as a screenshot of their order granting me the 15 day extension to file the initial appellate brief. Onwards and upwards I guess.

I mean, it also confers some sort of weird bragging rights I guess in that I can tease my lawyer friends and say, "oh yeah, I've had motions granted at the lower court and the higher court and I'm not even a lawyer and have never taken single law class in my life." I guess I might also be able to say that I was also "jailed on contempt," though I sincerely hope I avoid that fate and am definitely not looking to have those sort of bragging rights whatsoever. Anyway, the crazy train keeps rolling. 

EMERGENCY MOTION FOR AN EXTENSION OF TIME:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WhcscUorNOTsSHPN0uNvTkZRciGRnSQ9/view?usp=sharing



GRANTED:

Last blog post of the night:

Hey, remember how the petitioner turned appellee Cory Meltzer went out of his way to search for and find my Facebook page (we're not friends, I deleted him) and then once he found my personal Facebook page he went ahead and engaged and interacted and straight up "liked" one of my posts! Yes, this is the man who said I am freaking cyber-stalking him? Um. I haven't liked any of his posts on Facebook?? 

We are in the Matrix and / or Alice in Wonderland and / or The Twilight Zone. But all the evidence is online on my blog. I mean, this is all so crazy that I literally had to start a blog and just start posting the evidence online as no one would believe me otherwise. 

What else was I supposed to do. Well, whatever. That was a total rule violation in terms of the injunction and went directly against the judge's orders and per the judge completely undermine's the need for an injunction and he "invites contact" with me at his own peril. It also just sort of exposes his fraud and baloney lies and the complete and utter hoax this has been and that he perpetrated on the police force and the courts. Talk about malicious prosecution and fraud upon the court. Good gracious. Good night, see you tomorrow (if no one assassinates me tonight or anything, just saying).

For the Record re: Proof of Service

I'd just like to say that today is Sunday, November 12th at 5:30pm EST and I have not been served with any sort of papers regarding this upcoming hearing to show cause re: contempt. Furthermore, as previously noted in my blog (with evidence, per usual, evidence), the physical description of me is grossly inaccurate and I have offered to help correct it. Additionally, the docket is reflecting contradictory information in that it at once lists both Judge Goodman and Judge Damico.

I have been home all day, just waiting around, blogging away, hoping that maybe I'd get served with some sort of information or papers. I don't know if we should make an appointment like the cable guy or something where they give you a 4 hour window or something? Anyway, I have some cabin fever so I'm probably going to head out for a bit, but if I'm supposed to appear to show cause on the 14th and I haven't been served yet and today is the 12th, meaning at best I'd be served tomorrow, a day beforehand, I would obviously like to request a continuance so I can see what is going on here? Please see picture below of the docket, corroborating the lack of service, thus far. Thx:

Additionally, he started it!!!!! "Saloor Alim!" Sample evidence below:

I think my blog has been naturally evolving into a Satirical Blog??

I really don't know another way to put it? David Lerner, American Patriot and American Satirist? "If I don't laugh, I'll cry" type of a thing? But really, it's sort of just naturally evolving into a satire? Maybe I'll be like Senator Al Franken one day? I mean, did you see me on General Hospital? I posted about it before and included a picture. I've got some serious chops!! 

I don't know. This world is too crazy and things are too crazy and ridiculous all around me that somehow, naturally, in just expressing myself and talking about it (therapeutically, to the world and / or my growing fan base of blog readers), I sort of started a satirical blog or something? But I think it's only because when things are so serious (please see: my posts regarding the FBI and National Security) and whatnot, that you sort of just need to balance it out with humor. 

In regards to Judge Coates and my motions calling him a "hoofed mammal," I mean have you seen his "Saloor Alim" crazy, cyber-stalking, internet persona who was literally making fun of my cease and desist notices to him (I also blogged about that, with proof)? So, at minimum, I could say...HE STARTED IT!??!

I love guns too!! I recant!! I recant!! Judge Coates!! Judge Coates!! I apologize!! I apologize!! My bad!! Forget all about that corruption talk (please see):

Hey, I'm neck and neck with this guy!!! Look at me!! Look at me!!!

This could be a great career move for me!! Get me on the next round!!!

I can step up my incendiary language!!! Look at me!!

I'm pro 2nd amendment!! I really am!! I love shooting guns!!! I honestly do. Going all the way back to when I was on the riflery team at Camp Cody in New Hampshire, shooting little .22's!! Dude, I can place a .22 anywhere I wanted, my aim is so ridiculously good. 

Pick me for federal judge!! Pick me for federal judge!!

This dude is 36 years old (my age) and a blogger (I know you are but what am I) and has never tried a case (even I have tried a freaking case, before Judge Coates, hahahaha!!!!), but has been writing a pro-gun blog! I love me some guns!!! Bang Bang!! Is that all you need to say to become the next President of the United States of Gun-Loving America!? I'm a freaking expert level marksmen and have been to riflery competitions. I kid you not. I mean, I was young. But still. 

I am freaking overqualified compared to this guy!!!

I mean, meanwhile, the person you ruled in favor of for a civil (meaning not in any what "criminal") "cyber-stalking" injunction just turned around and started liking my freaking Facebook page (yes, we're still under the time period for the civil injuction, it expires mid-January), so clearly he and his fake family and fake story weren't and aren't all that scared and their crocodile tears fooled the hell out of you. I'm so scared of him, I can't sleep or eat or breath!! My kids are terrified!! We have had to move to North Dakota!! That's why I'm online and liking posts on his Facebook page right now!!! Bahahah!! Yup, captured that evidence, Dateline NBC style, to "Catch a Predator," good old screenshots Command + Shift + 3 (on a Mac).

I'm so sorry Judge Coates, Your Honor. You're good, you are freaking light years ahead of this young, blogger who has never tried a freaking case in his life. I tried a case before you!!! My own!!! I apologize!! I recant!! I recant!!! I recant!! Forget all about that corruption talk!!

I take it back, Judge Goodman. I take it back. You are both way, way, way more qualified than this 36 year old blogger (wait, that sounds exactly like me) who has never tried a case and just got his law degree and who will have a lifetime appointment to the federal bench!! I apologize, Sir. I apologize to you, Sir. I am completely serious. This is insane.

I can officially say I am now more qualified than a Federal Judge! I give up!! I give up!! You can keep your legal system!! I recant!! Why waste your time being a judge at the Fourth District Court of Appeal, the key is being a 36 year old blogger (like me) who has never tried a case!!! Lifetime appointment to the federal bench!!! I recant!!

Holy Mother. I give up!! I give up!! Uncle!! I cry Uncle!!! I just fainted.

Legitimately, I might be OK with apologizing now. I have to really, really think about things. Truly, this calls for some serious soul searching.

Haha. Look at Senator Franken. Sucker!!!

The attorney misconduct by opposing counsel has been staggering. Not sure where I'd even begin with it all. Paging Jayne Weintraub and George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin (RIP):

re: PETITION OF INJUNCTION FOR PROTECTION AGAINST STALKING...CORY MELTZER TURNS AROUND AND STARTS SEEKING OUT AND LIKING MY FACEBOOK PAGE (EVEN AFTER I DELETED HIM). OH, HELLO TWILIGHT ZONE: